Bawhhhh shucks! nobodyslittlecalico you’re the bees knees!
So I sent this text to my best gal pal about how I’m all alone at my boyfriend’s University Starbucks feeling unable to cope with this long distance thing and it ended with—
"Also some poet chick said hi to [boyfriend’s name] earlier and now she must die."
And my best gal pal replied simply…