nobodyslittlecalico:

So I sent this text to my best gal pal about how I’m all alone at my boyfriend’s University Starbucks feeling unable to cope with this long distance thing and it ended with—

"Also some poet chick said hi to [boyfriend’s name] earlier and now she must die."

And my best gal pal replied simply…

Bawhhhh shucks! nobodyslittlecalico you’re the bees knees!

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septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

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I am jealous of everybody who is with you when I’m not with you.

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rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

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clirtyclan:

hileona:

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

Book a date to eat girls

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Gabrielle Union - Knowing what white girls didn’t think

(Source: booasaur)

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shaxaphone:

Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed

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spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

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